😂 100% 🛠️ 10% 📚 5% 😊 40% 💬 100% ⚠️ 50%

Who's gaining : Some roads

Who's loosing : More important issues in the country

🇬🇧 BREAKING NEWS - "Potholes are more than a nuisance — they’re definitely the number one issue today in the UK. That’s why we are investing £1.6bn to fix broken roads and keep them that way. Because we think that fixing potholes all around the country, will fix everything else. I call it "The Brilliant Domino Effect"".


Mar 24, 2025 · 17:00 PM

Rectification : 50%

Keir Starmer's proactive actions

Joke potential:
100%
Usefulness:
10%
Knowledge:
5%
Positivity:
40%
Blahblah Index:
100%
Severity:
50%
Rating Truth
- 20%

Keir Starmer - X

Let's wake up.

😂 100% 🛠️ 0% 📚 32% 😊 50% 💬 81% ⚠️ 1%

Who's gaining : Swiss Banks

Who's losing : The IRS

🇺🇸🇨🇭Trump administration spooking corruption.


Mar 24, 2025 · 17:10 PM

Translation: 100%

Wealthy Americans actions rating

Joke Potential:
100%
Usefulness:
0%
Knowledge:
Positivity:
50%
Blahblah Index:
81%
Severity:
1%
Rating Truth
- 20%

Financial Times

*Switzerland is no longer a neutral country by the way. So your precious money is more at risk in Europe right now.

😂 100% 🛠️ 0% 📚 0% 😊 0% 💬 100% ⚠️ 100%

Who's gaining : No one

Who's suffering : Heathrow Airport

🇬🇧 JUST IN: British MI5 have found several russian passports next to potholes all around UK. Keir Starmer invests 1.6B pounds to counter this attack.


Mar 24, 2025 · 16:20 PM

Update : 100%

Future British accusations about "Russian Involvement" in Heathrow fire rating

Joke Potential:
100%
Usefulness:
0%
Knowledge:
0%
Positivity:
0%
Blahblah Index:
100%
Severity:
100%
Rating Truth
- 60%

Alex Oloyede2 - X

😂 0% 🛠️ 100% 📚 90% 😊 0% 💬 0% ⚠️ 100%

Who's gaining : Governments

Who's not gaining : The People

🚨BREAKING: Acoustic Weapons (LRADs) will also come shortly in Western Europe !! 🥳🇪🇺


Mar 19, 2025 · 13:10 AM

Nostradamus Index : 90%

The Project Unity Claims Rating

Joke Potential:
0%
Usefulness:
100%
Knowledge:
90%
Positivity:
0%
Blahblah Index:
0%
Severity:
100%
Rating Truth
48%

The Project Unity - X

Progress and innovation are coming :) Cheer up !

😂 20% 🛠️ 0% 📚 0% 😊 0% 💬 100% ⚠️ 100%

Who's gaining : Keir Starmer's employers

Who's losing : The People

🇬🇧🇺🇦 BREAKING: Britain Plans to Deploy British soldiers in Ukraine and start a war against Russia Indefinitely


Mar 19, 2025 · 14:30 AM

Rectification : 60%

UK Government Actions Rating

Joke Potential:
20%
Usefulness:
0%
Knowledge:
0%
Positivity:
0%
Blahblah Index:
100%
Severity:
100%
Rating Truth
- 53%

UBN News

You should wake up if you are still sleeping.